An uncouth and a liberal enter in a bar.
The uncouth asks:
- "Why limit myself in pursuit of my own advantage?"
The liberal answers:
- "You have what you have only because others constrain themselves, in ways that make for a fair cooperative venture for mutual advantage. Constrain yourself by those rules in return, and you give them fair return for what they give you."
- But my natural right to property....
- Did you hear "you have what you have only because others agree to constrain themselves"?
